he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize