Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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