My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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