We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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