oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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