i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".