I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.