break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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