I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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