Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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