I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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