I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just tell him i said nine months
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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