Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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