If i come over, it means nothing
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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