Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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