I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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