Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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