Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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