I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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