quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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