i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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