i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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