Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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