Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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