Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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