Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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