i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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