we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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