stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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