So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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