Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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