There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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