Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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