I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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