Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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