Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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