dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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