I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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