i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.