just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same