i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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