Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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