is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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