I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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