I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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