operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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