Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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