at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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