im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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