it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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