But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I need a burrito and a hug.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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