He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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